Bureaucrat tipping ideas #5 and #4 are both listed, check back soon for more ideas on how to "tip a bureaucrat for freedom."
The fifth best idea deals with an old Chinese proverb: Of all 36 ways to get out of trouble, the best way is -- leave.
The fourth best bureaucrat tipping idea deals with ignoring the rules and just doing what is right. Bureaucrat tipping is a creative enterprise involving the joy of doing it better yourself. Find strategies and maneuvers that fit you best.
There is of course a bit more material than presented here - but not a lot more. Go take a look and form your own opinion. Then create your own personal style of bureaucrat tipping.